Monday, November 29, 2010

WHAT A PERFORMANCE

MONDAY.........

Let me tell you about this morning...........PICTURE IT..........

Sunday night we are just about to go to bed and the husband say's ....oh by the way love will you help me move a car tomorrow morning, .....I am looking forward to getting a good nights sleep and then in the morning after breakfast doing my poo and then having a nice shower and shaving my legs and underarms..........What time say's I........oh about 9 am he say's.........What says I you know that is my poo time.....well i had to book the appointment for the car and the man said 9am...........I just say good night Simon and i go into my room

So this morning, i get up about 7.30, make my coffee, he gets up about 8, after my coffee and breakfast bar i say to him ........well lets go and get the car now because they forcast rain later and you know i don't like driving in the rain, i will do my poo when we come back i don't feel like i want to go right now anyway,..........So off we go, me in my car he in his ( don't know why he took his  ) we get to where the car is, i park on the opposite side of the road and wait for him to get into this car and then i can follow him to where we have to go,.........NOW PICTURE THIS ...........

I sit in my car, he gets into other car across the road, then he gets out of other car across the road and goes to his car,........he goes back to other car.........he gets out of other car and lifts the hood, does a bit of fiddleing gets back in car.........Then he say's to me i am going to have to go back ( home ) and get a battery this one is dead.......he goes to dead car......walks round it tapping all his pockets and looking around........I wind my window down and say whats the matter now.......he say's .......( like i know ) where did i put the house key..........How the fuck do i know i said by then i am getting cross, i have got up and out early for him, without a wash or a poo and to top it all i had not put my tooth in............he suddenly finds it and says you stay here i wont be a minute........So i sit in my car and wait for him to go back up the moutain get a battery and come back down again

It is now 2.40 in the afternoon.........I have not done a poo because the feeling came and went a couple of times while he was farting about with this car.....I have also not had my shower or shaved all the bits that i wanted to

3 comments:

  1. Will we ever figure men out? doubt it. I hope everything came out alright....lol

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  2. I cannot SEE for laughing! This was one of the funniest posts I've ever read in my life!

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  3. It seems likes you both one of cartoons characters?
    Tomorrow is another day will be fantastic day to come Lo:-)

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