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Friday, April 7, 2017
GOATS
Goats are funny little critters aren't they ?, even though they have pretty faces...They really take a risk with their lives don't they?.
They feed near or on the edge of busy roads, they perch up steep mountains and other dodgy places
You can imagine one goat saying to another..." Come on Doris, it's ok I do it all the time" and Doris say's " what! your mad, I don't want to die" where as Gert say's " No it's ok really and there is lots of sweet shrubs and stuff to eat"...........So Doris says, " Well ok if your sure."
So they set off with Gert leading the way, Doris still a bit apprehensive,
Doris did not enjoy it, with all the cars rushing past and big lorries and busses,
When they got back Doris was a nervous wreck and shacking from head to tail and said to Gert....." "gawd your mad!...I'm not doing that again nearly turned my milk sour no I am safer on the mountain".
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We don't have goats here doing stuff like that, thank goodness. But we do have Muntjac deer, badgers, rabbits, magpies and red kites all with a death wish. Driving at dawn and dusk around the countryside bring their own special set of driving rules lol
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